A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I could'nt help notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long and happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I drink a case of whiskey a week. eat fatty foods and don't exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
Feb 18, 2009
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